hld#23
if you think twice, the thought might assume it is staying in you head now, and make itself comfortable. it takes the ikea catalogue and orders a small coffee table, armchair and a lamp, it goes to sleep when you’re going and wakes up a bit earlier. it makes you a sandwich and takes a shower with you, being very careful about the amount of water spent. it listens to your calls with your family and all your chats with friends, stays with you at the party, and drives you home drunk. it’s more then a pet or a friend, and makes you wonder if the lobotomy is more affordable then a medium-sized do